Personal, Social and Health Education for Young People with Learning Disabilities
through music and song
Hold them Right!
Songs by musician and registered nurse
Edwin Humphreys
to help educate people with learning disabilities about personal, social and sexual health.
© Copyright Edwin Humpreys 2008, reproduction outside of this website not allowed without permission from the publisher – see foot of this page.
Click on the Play button to hear the song. This is the testical cancer song, Hold them Right!. The words are shown below. We are in the process of making a CD of Edwin’s songs to aid teaching. To be kept informed as soon as further material becomes available, please fill in the form at the foot of this page.
Trying to explain to someone how you might check your testicles for lumps is always a bit embarrassing for all concerned and usually a topic of hilarity and mirth among groups of men who would attend a learning session on this subject. Nobody could actually show someone how to do it with the real ‘things’ and nurses and teachers have to rely on synthetic testicles that are passed round for everyone to have a feel.
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Hold them Right!
V1
How wonderfully nice it is to have a
Sex life!
Especially if you’re young and
Debonair   but what could
Spoil your rumpy pumpy   is for your
Balls to get all lumpy   so
All you young men out there
be aware   you’ve got to
CHORUS
Hold them right   don’t
Squeeze them too tight   if one’s
Bigger than the other that’s OK   and if you
Feel a little swelling on your
Goolies well that’s telling you to
Go and see a doctor right away
V2
if the
Doctor tells you that it might be
Cancer   don’t
Panic they can cure it that’s the news   a
Regular self-inspection   is the
Best form of protection (and why not)   we
Love to fondle with our Family
Jewels   you’ve got to
CHORUS
V3
you
Shouldn’t be too nervous or
Embarrassed   it’s
Nowt to be ashamed of   that I’ll
Preach   it can
Stop the cancer spreading
Especially if it’s heading   to
Parts you couldn’t imagine it could
Reach     you’ve got to
LAST CHORUS + FIN
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